'' Laughter is the best medicine.''

A new teacher was posted to an all-boys' school. When she stepped into the class, she was shocked to see a drawing of a male organ at one corner of the board.

Being new to the class, she tried to remain cool and carefully rub off the erotic pictures as though nothing was there.

The next morning, the same drawing appeared bigger than ever. She rubbed off as usual.

On the third morning, she saw the same drawing. By now it has grown to occupy the full blackboard. But this time, it was accompanied by 5 words:

'' WHO ASKED YOU TO RUB?''


Lucy is a very inquisitive little girl. So when the lesson on the anatomy of the body ended, she wasted no time to ask her teacher questions.

'' Teacher, teacher, do our hearts have legs?''

'' NO!''

'' Are you sure, teacher?''

'' WHY?''

'' Beacuse I overheard daddy saying to mummy last night, ' sweetheart open your legs'.''